Chapter One: The Lonely Penguin
This little penguin lived in a nice small house. One day, while watching TV, a GIANT GIANT ROBOT CRUSHED HIS HOUSE! “Wah!” He squeaked. But the giant robot swooped up and grabbed him. “Hey! this is fun! Ill sooooooo do this again.” Said a baby penguin touching the controls. “OH NO! IM GONNA DIE!” Said that penguin. “WE ARE TEAM CRUSHING PENGUINS!” Said the robot. “Great.” Said the penguin. “STOP FLIPPIN’ TOUCHING THE CONTROLS, BABY!”
“NWO!” the baby replied. The robot swinged at the penguin and it hit him. “OUCH” screamed the penguin. “LEAVE ME ALONE!” said the penguin, lobbing a Card Jistu card at the robot.
“EXTERMINE EXTERMINE EXTERMINEEEEEE” announced the robot. The penguin swiped at the robot with a water balloon. The robot fizzled and sparks flew out of the robot.
A few seconds later, the robot exploded and the baby was flinged far away into the mountains.
“WOW!” murmered the penguin. “I…. have to save that baby penguin…!” murmered the penguin in tears.
The penguin took some energy drinks, a few candy bars and some mining equipment to save the baby penguin.
What will happen? Find out in Chapter 2!
